14 funny disappear quotes - Wordgag

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

May 19, 2026

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

Apr 1, 2026

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Mar 30, 2026

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Mar 30, 2026

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Mar 30, 2026

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Mar 30, 2026

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Mar 29, 2026

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Mar 29, 2026

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Mar 29, 2026

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Mar 27, 2026

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Mar 26, 2026

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Mar 25, 2026

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Mar 23, 2026

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Mar 23, 2026