Commentary:
Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
Funny colonoscopy quotes
If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.
Commentary:
Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂
If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"
My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.
Commentary:
"Looks like this year's Christmas letter is going for that 'behind the scenes' experience! 🎅🎥 Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? 🎄💩 #TMIChristmasSpecial"
First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.
Commentary:
"Nothing says 'getting to know you' like comparing polyps! 🎈💑 Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have colonoscopies together? 🕯️💩 #RelationshipGoals 😂"