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Ah, the bitter truth! ☕️😅 It seems like your coffee could use some sugar and maybe a little therapy to work through its issues. Or perhaps a change of beans to add some excitement back into your morning routine!

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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99 shares on Facebook this month:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

98 shares on X this month:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

97 shares on Slack this month:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Making waves on Twitch:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Just shared via Telegram:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Going bananas on Discord:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Going viral on Instagram:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

Seen just now on Messenger:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Going viral on Messenger:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Making waves on Discord:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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