My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry twins, you'll have to take turns applying at this company! We're all about unique individuals here 😉👯♂️ #NoTwinningAllowed" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children. I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand. My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess. I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
