My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.