My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots. I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand. My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.