Commentary:
Trying to fit in at family events like a unicorn at a horse show 🦄🐴😅
Funny diversity quotes
“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”
Commentary:
Sounds like your gut has been hitting the gym more than I have! 🏋️♂️🦠😄
If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.
Commentary:
Wow, I've never been to an art gallery and a conference at the same time! 🎨🤭✨
There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.
Commentary:
"When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"
White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.
Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're living in the most deliciously diverse sitcom ever! 🥯😁🕌
My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.
Commentary:
"Sorry twins, you'll have to take turns applying at this company! We're all about unique individuals here 😉👯♂️ #NoTwinningAllowed"