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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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