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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Commentary:
"Who needs commitment when you have a giant jar of Nutella waiting for you? 🍫😂 Love that never runs out (unless you finish the jar in one sitting)! #NutellaIsBae"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, ex, food, giant, humor, i, issues, jar, joke, Nutella, relationship on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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