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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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"When I retire, my biggest campaign promise is to never set an alarm clock again! 🕰️😴 #VoteForSleep"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ambition, career, election, going, humor, i, joke, office, politics, retire, retirement, run on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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