My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like we need the FBI (Federal Bureau of Improvement) on this case! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π Still canβt believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day. My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK. Youβd seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when weβre googling ways to poison someone but just for a story. βFox Mulderβ is an aggressively sexy name.