My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.