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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?