My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”