My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your washing machine just won a new wardrobe! ππ§Ίπ Related funny posts π€ I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine. Sorry Iβm late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. Iβm convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks. My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue. Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.