My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a cult classic in the making! πΏπ¬π Related funny posts π€ How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life. Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing. My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent. Itβs not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.