16 funny review quotes - Wordgag

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

May 24, 2026

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

May 24, 2026

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

May 24, 2026

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

May 23, 2026

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

May 22, 2026

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

May 21, 2026

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

May 20, 2026

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

May 18, 2026

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Apr 1, 2026

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Apr 1, 2026

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Apr 1, 2026

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Apr 1, 2026

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Mar 31, 2026

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Mar 31, 2026

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Mar 30, 2026