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If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, cat, domesticate, follow, home, humor, i, ID, let, me, pet, relationship, stray, stray cat on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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