My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Relatable! My bedtime rebelled and now it's the boss. 😴🕒😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime. How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it. Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate. Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.