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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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