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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.