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  • “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
  • My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.
  • How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.
  • Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.
  • Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?
  • When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.