My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Looks like someone’s got the recipe for a botastic milkshake! 🤖🥤 Just remember, be careful not to overload the yard with too many bots – you don’t want them to start a dance-off over who has the best circuits! 💃🤖🕺

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