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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

2 months ago

cause, happiness, humor, irony, whenever, wherever
You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

1 month ago

art, artist, example, humor, nice, separation, sometimes, sucks
I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

4 months ago

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

1 month ago

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

1 month ago

days, giving, humor, life, marine, marine life, observation, opinion, silence, time, weeks, whale
“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

1 month ago

advice, back, bedtime, before, breaks, career, dating, ex, fix, going, humor, i, lesson, life, life lesson, recommend, relationship, sleep, trying

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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