Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
  • I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
  • Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
  • I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.