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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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14 shares on Facebook this month:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

58 shares on Discord this month:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Shared recently on Facebook:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Breaking via Instagram:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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