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Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Double chins are better than double faces.

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Double chins are better than double faces.

I’m running out of people I like.

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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