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Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

87 shares on Slack this month:

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

100 shares on X this month:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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