My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter. I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.
