Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you're wide awake wondering what surprises await! 📞💍😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.
