Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you're wide awake wondering what surprises await! πππ Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said βhelloβ like a goddam daredevil. Sometimes I donβt worry about things at all and other times I am awake. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.