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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Marriage is like a late-night phone call: you hear the ring, and suddenly you're wide awake wondering what surprises await! πŸ“žπŸ’πŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, humor, marriage, night, phone, relationship, ring, sleep, wake on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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