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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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