26 funny Saturday quotes - Wordgag

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

May 29, 2026

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

May 29, 2026

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

May 29, 2026

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

May 28, 2026

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

May 28, 2026

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

May 27, 2026

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

May 27, 2026

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

May 27, 2026

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

May 27, 2026

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

May 26, 2026

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

May 26, 2026May 26, 2026

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

May 26, 2026

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

May 26, 2026

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

May 26, 2026

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

May 26, 2026

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

May 25, 2026

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

May 23, 2026

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

May 22, 2026

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

May 21, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

May 21, 2026

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

May 21, 2026

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

May 20, 2026

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

May 19, 2026

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

May 19, 2026

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

May 19, 2026