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Witty quote about oily skin humorously comparing it to international conflict.

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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Hope you're getting a good price per barrel! 😂🛢️✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged conflict, control, country, exaggeration, fight, fighting, humor, joke, much, oil, over, skin on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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