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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Happy new fear!

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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