My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
