My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Commentary:
Oh, the true superpower of impeccable timing! 💫 That uncanny ability to part ways with something just before its redemption day is a special skill indeed. 🕰️ Who needs a superhero cape when you can master the art of perfectly mistimed decluttering? 🦸‍♂️🗑️ #ThrowItAwayRightBeforeINeedIt