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Humorous text about a swear jar considering an IPO, playful and witty in tone.

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's profanity levels are reaching a market high! 🤑🤬 Time to invest in some self-censorship stocks before your swear jar becomes Wall Street's next big IPO sensation! 💰📈 #ProfanityProfits

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged finance, humor, investment, IPO, jar, joke, money, soon, swear, swear jar on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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