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Looks like Mother Nature hit snooze on the weather alarm ⏰🌧️😴
26 Funny soon quotes
The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.
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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
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I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄
I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.
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Finishing the internet is a great warm-up for tackling those never-ending book stacks! 📚😂🔍
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.
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When the sun clocks in, my beer clock starts ticking—I'm just following the laws of fizz-ics! ☀️🍺😄
They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.
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Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.
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"Sending positive vibes and bed sheets for everyone's well-being! 😜🛌 #MentalHealthMatters"
Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.
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"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine"
“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?
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"Hopefully not the ones who put their phones in the fridge! 😂🤔 #KeepingItCool 📱🥶"