My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like they're celebrating Independence Week! ππ₯πΊπΈ Related funny posts π€ Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.” My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. Iβm going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that? Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.