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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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Sounds like they're celebrating Independence Week! ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged budget, celebration, everyone, firework, happy, humor, independence, july, neighbor, sarcasm, unemployed, wish on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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