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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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Every time I open my wallet, I get a surprise tear-jerking performance worthy of an Oscar! ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cry, crying, expense, finance, humor, joke, me, money, onion, opening, sarcasm, wallet on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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