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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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