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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

17 shares on Slack this month:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Going viral on X:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Spotted on Twitch:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Going viral on Facebook:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Making waves on X:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

Spotted on Threads:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Going bananas on Discord:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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