Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
  • I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
  • Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
  • Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
  • Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.