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Trying to avoid eye contact with my own reflection during those dark introspection moments 😂📺🖤
12 Funny binge-watching quotes
Scrolling through Netflix feels like you’re on a parody of a streaming service.
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Netflix: where your "to watch" list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜🍿
I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.
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"I've watched so much 'Law and Order' that my remote control is now a key suspect! 🕵️♂️🔍📺"
Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.
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Avoiding existential crises one popcorn kernel at a time! 🍿🎬🧠
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.
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Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊
Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
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"Ah, the classic case of 'I have so much to do… and by so much, I mean binge-watching documentaries on how not to get away with murder 🍿🔪 #Priorities"
Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
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"Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"
Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.
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"Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"