Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Commentary:
Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂

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