No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch ππ«π Related funny posts π€ I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy. My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere. Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police. Show me in the employee handbook where it says I canβt make weird noises in my cubicle. The question βhow is workβ really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.