No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier. Commentary:"Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol. People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.
