No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
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“Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: ‘I’m awake before your alarm clock, honey!’ ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins”

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