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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?