No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. Commentary:"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer ๐ฆ Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! ๐ #MosquitoMagnate" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Itโs so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts. Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires. Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else. I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options. Shorts should be half the price of pants.
