Commentary:
Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟
Funny shorts quotes
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
Commentary:
Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.
Commentary:
"Summer sun: 1, Pale legs: 0 😂🧛♂️ Stay strong, vampire legs, maybe invest in some SPF 1000 next time! ☀️"
It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.
Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"
Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?
Commentary:
"🏋️♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"
No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.
Commentary:
"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"
Shorts should be half the price of pants.
Commentary:
"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath"