No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself… Commentary:When your gut's all "I told you so!" and your brain just rolls its eyes with a pretzel in hand 🤦♂️🥨🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.” I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.
