Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.
  • Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.
  • Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
  • My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.
  • And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
  • I want the dreams to chase me for once.