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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Humorous text about marriage, joking that husbands come without ears.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: 'Ears not included.' 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises"


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