Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
Funny sold quotes
I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.
Commentary:
"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! 🔥😈💸"
They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.
Commentary:
"Missed marketing opportunity alert! 🚢💸 Imagine floating on a pool raft that channels your inner Rose Dawson while subtly reminding you of Jack's unfortunate fate. Talk about making a splash with sales! 😆💦 #TitanicPoolRaft #Unsinkable"
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: 'Ears not included.' 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises"
Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.
Commentary:
Thanks to my middle name, I'm officially "David Facebook Amazon Netflix Smith." Talk about an identity crisis! 😂📧🔍