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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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