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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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13 shares on Slack this month:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

27 shares on Instagram this month:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

40 shares on Threads this month:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

91 shares on Threads this month:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Seen just now on Threads:

Being strange is exhausting.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Just landed via WeChat:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Seen just now on Instagram:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Seen just now on Discord:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Freshly posted on X:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Freshly posted on X:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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