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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

1 month ago
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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

1 month ago
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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

2 months ago
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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

Source??? Pattern recognition.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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