Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.
  • Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?
  • Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.
  • The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.
  • I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.
  • Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.