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"Ah, a solidarity cry in the produce aisle 🍎👶 Sometimes you just need to let it all out, even if it's over expired yogurt and long checkout lines! Hang in there, little buddy, adulthood hits hard! 😂"

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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