Not right now. Iām manifesting. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Channeling my inner wizard, please hold! š§āāļøāØ Related funny posts š¤ Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them. How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you. If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.