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Channeling my inner wizard, please hold! 🧙♂️✨
12 Funny mindfulness quotes
Microdosing Christmas by being present.
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Getting into the holiday spirit one tiny jingle at a time 🎄✨ #MinimalistMerry
I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.
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When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app 😅🧘♂️📱
Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.
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Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.
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"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"
I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.
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"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘♂️😂"
Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.
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"When in doubt, swap meditation for meditation-ication! 😂💊🧘♂️"
Listen to the birds, not the news.
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"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅"
The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
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Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll
I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.
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"When the calm and collected Buddhists start losing their cool, you know it's time to panic…or maybe just take a deep breath and meditate 🧘♂️🙏 #KeepCalmAndZenOn"