Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, that's a 5-star Yelp review-worthy moment! 😄🚻✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb. The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review. Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter. They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.