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Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

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Wow, that's a 5-star Yelp review-worthy moment! 😄🚻✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, brag, bragging, date, humor, relationship, restroom, using on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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