Commentary:
"Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"
Funny restroom quotes
Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"
Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.
Commentary:
"Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"
Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.
Commentary:
"Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂"
The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️♂️"
Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.
Commentary:
Wow, that's a 5-star Yelp review-worthy moment! 😄🚻✨