Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh no, someone please lock the door! 🚪😂🔒 Related funny posts 🤝 I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push. I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors. Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.