Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It’s like the Olympics of ‘Please Don’t Stop Believin” 😉 #KaraokeProblems”

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